Krilliterally, The Krilling Song!

A song about krilling!

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LYRICS

It was the summer of 793

When we sailed across the Great North Sea

Comets crossed the skies that night

Must have known something wasn't right

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We arrived upon your English shore

And you offered friendship

But we wanted more

Yeah, so much more!

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We're tearing up this place tonight

Krilliterally!

We're gonna set this sleepy town alight

Krilliterally!

We'll kill and steal and burn and drink

'Cause us krillings don't care what you think

Woah oh oh!

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Let me in, won't you please

We're here to raid your monasteries

We're primed and ready to attack

And we love how monks just don't fight back

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You'll die or become a slave to me

Though our slaves often get chucked up in the sea

If the boat's heavy! Yeah, yeah!

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You're gonna lose your head, my friend

Krilliterally!

We're gonna getcha in the end

Krilliterally!

And I'll drink a toast from your skull

'Cause we're krillings and that's how we roll!

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*** Plays that axe ***

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We're gonna paint the whole town red

Krilliterally!

With the blood of the dead

Krilliterally!

We'll take everything that you own

And get back on our ship, and go back home

Woah, oh oh!

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We're going home

Woah, oh oh!

We're going home

Woah, oh oh!

We are going home

Woah, oh oh!

We are going home

Woah, oh oh!